Welcome to My Diary (The House Rules)

Hello Lalabs!

Thanks for your subscription. Before we go any further and read about my life, some things I would like you (yes you, the one reading this right now) to understand:

  • Your payment gives you access to read and watch my blog.
  • You can’t tell me what to do. That’s not what this site is all about.
  • I will post whenever I feel like it. I am not a magazine.
  • Requests can be entertained (if you ask nicely), but can’t be demanded. It’s at my discretion if your request is worth it.
  • We don’t issue refunds from your carelessness or stupidity.
  • If you want to see sex videos, there is always pornhub for you.
  • Abusive language and behavior is not tolerated. If we deem your behavior as out of line, we kick you and remove your account with no refunds.

If you get those things above, enjoy and read (and watch) away lalabs!